TV Tales

My 3-year-old son is addicted to the TV. One day in frustration I told him "mein TV katwa doongi" (spoken very colloquially I actually meant to say that I will get the cable connection terminated so that there will be no more TV watching in the house)

Being young, he still is not aware of the concept of channels coming through cable connection/digital connections etc. and took what i was saying literally to the word.

After a bit of thinking, he said, "Ok mumma, get it cut from the sides but leave the centre bit."